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The most WTF Florida Man headlines of all time

Florida Man headlines are as mindbogging as they are hilarious. How does someone manage to commit such strange crimes? Either way, we're laughing.

The most WTF Florida Man headlines of all time

Thanks to the Sunshine State’s Sunshine Law, which requires all government offices (including police departments) to make their records easily accessible to the public, newspapers are filled with stories relaying all the illegal shenanigans acted out by Florida’s 21 million residents.

In addition to its hungry alligators and monstrous snakes, the state is now infamous for another unique force of nature: Florida Man. From the Panhandle to Key West, no part of Florida is safe from the felonious hijinks that so often make headlines.

Here are some of the most head-scratching, jaw-dropping Florida Man headlines ever published.

Florida Man headlines are as mindbogging as they are hilarious. How does someone manage to commit such strange crimes? Either way, we're laughing.

Florida man caught on video licking doorbell

It sounds like someone needs a refresher on doorbell etiquette.

Florida Man headlines are as mindbogging as they are hilarious. How does someone manage to commit such strange crimes? Either way, we're laughing.

Florida man dies after winning roach-eating contest

The 32-year-old noshed on roaches and worms as part of a python-winning contest at a reptile shop. It doesn’t get much more Florida than that. 

Florida Man headlines are as mindbogging as they are hilarious. How does someone manage to commit such strange crimes? Either way, we're laughing.

Florida man takes golf cart on wild ride through Walmart

Witnesses told police the man demanded to speak to a manager before barricading the entrance to the adjoining liquor store.

Florida Man headlines are as mindbogging as they are hilarious. How does someone manage to commit such strange crimes? Either way, we're laughing.

Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing live alligator into Wendy’s drive-thru window

Johnny Knoxville better watch out – there’s a new jackass in town. “It was just a stupid prank that he did that’s now turning into this,” the man’s mom told a journalist. 

Florida Man headlines are as mindbogging as they are hilarious. How does someone manage to commit such strange crimes? Either way, we're laughing.

Florida man wasn’t drinking while driving, only at stop signs

Getting loaded and interpreting road safety laws is never a good idea, even in Florida.

Florida Man headlines are as mindbogging as they are hilarious. How does someone manage to commit such strange crimes? Either way, we're laughing.

Florida man attacked an ATM for “giving him too much money”

One Florida man’s dream is this Florida man’s nightmare.

Florida Man headlines are as mindbogging as they are hilarious. How does someone manage to commit such strange crimes? Either way, we're laughing.

Florida man posing as an officer pulls over an off-duty sheriff’s deputy

“Just follow me to the Sheriff’s Office down this poorly-lit side street, and I’ll show you my credentials.” Sounds legit.

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Megan is a former librarian and perpetual research nerd fascinated by the intersections between horror genres, popular culture, and social movements. She loves writing about cinematography, speculative fiction, and weird history.

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