The most WTF Florida Man headlines of all time
Thanks to the Sunshine State’s Sunshine Law, which requires all government offices (including police departments) to make their records easily accessible to the public, newspapers are filled with stories relaying all the illegal shenanigans acted out by Florida’s 21 million residents.
In addition to its hungry alligators and monstrous snakes, the state is now infamous for another unique force of nature: Florida Man. From the Panhandle to Key West, no part of Florida is safe from the felonious hijinks that so often make headlines.
Here are some of the most head-scratching, jaw-dropping Florida Man headlines ever published.
Florida man caught on video licking doorbell
It sounds like someone needs a refresher on doorbell etiquette.
Florida man dies after winning roach-eating contest
The 32-year-old noshed on roaches and worms as part of a python-winning contest at a reptile shop. It doesn’t get much more Florida than that.
Florida man takes golf cart on wild ride through Walmart
Witnesses told police the man demanded to speak to a manager before barricading the entrance to the adjoining liquor store.
Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing live alligator into Wendy’s drive-thru window
Johnny Knoxville better watch out – there’s a new jackass in town. “It was just a stupid prank that he did that’s now turning into this,” the man’s mom told a journalist.
Florida man wasn’t drinking while driving, only at stop signs
Getting loaded and interpreting road safety laws is never a good idea, even in Florida.
Florida man attacked an ATM for “giving him too much money”
One Florida man’s dream is this Florida man’s nightmare.
Florida man posing as an officer pulls over an off-duty sheriff’s deputy
“Just follow me to the Sheriff’s Office down this poorly-lit side street, and I’ll show you my credentials.” Sounds legit.
Florida man accused of eating wild florida manSeptember 17, 2020
florida man allegedly pours ketchup on his sleeping girlfriend
June 5 2019December 17, 2020
Florida man goes in shock after finding out that you cannot put pineapple on pizza.May 5, 2021
Florida Man shoots white man in head 5 times. Claims COVID-19 killed him.December 10, 2021
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Florida man in hamburger costume gets arrested after dropping feces on a taco joint and then cartwheeling away. “my meat taste better” he claims.December 13, 2021
florida man claims to have found dead body in graveyard and wore its skinMay 16, 2022