Florida Man vs. alligators: All the most WTF stories
The only thing more dangerous than Florida alligators is Florida Man. Mainly because some of them end up using Florida alligators in their antics, whatever it may be. But sometimes, the two species will go to war with each other. Sometimes the man wins, sometimes it’s the alligator.
But every single time, it’s as dumb as can be. At this point though, do you expect anything less from a news story from Florida? These Florida Man stories show that alligators may not be America’s most dangerous predator, but you still shouldn’t be messing with them.
Maybe not all Florida Men are crazy
Then again, this guy really thought, “Well maybe I can get away from them by breaking into someone’s home.”
Do you accept alligators?
Alligators are just some type of currency that hasn’t caught on in America yet, we know it.
Establishing dominance in the wrong ways
We promise you the alligator was already more scared of you before you attacked it. No need to go that far.
He just wants a friend
Are we really going to arrest someone for being lonely and wanting a friend?
One day to dispose of a body
Who would think to look for this guy in the belly of an alligator? Murderers, don’t take notes.
Not a party animal
Did you try feeding him an IPA? Maybe he prefers that.
Anything for a dog
Even if it involves kicking an alligator’s ass.
Look, alligators need to get some float time in the pool too.
This isn’t the way to die
But you did the classic mistake: said something wasn’t going to happen, which meant it had to happen.
Tripping with a friend
If your friend suddenly has sharp teeth and crawls on the floor, chances are you’re tripping a little too hard.