Marvel mystery: Do these quotes from Captain America prove he’s a virgin?
What, on Earth, is going on with people’s recent obsession with the sex lives of superheroes? To be fair, that’s also been going on in fandoms for actual decades. But like the public conscious obsessions with a superhero’s sex life. It all started what feels like years ago when it was revealed that DC doesn’t want people to think that Batman has oral sex.
Now, however, the latest thing is “Is Captain America a virgin?” According to some recent quotes from Captain America writers, Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely, he’s not. McFeely said, “I think he loses his virginity! Why do people think he’s a virgin? I think if you look like that, and you’re going city to city, and you’re signing autographs… The likes of the ladies you’re signing autographs for… I gotta imagine that…”
So, let’s take a look at some of the funniest tweets about the whole theory along with the funniest tweets about the 10-year-old Captain America: The First Avenger.
Captain America was a virgin for at least 93 years lmaoooo what a dork
— lep luthor (@igotleprosy) May 1, 2021
A persistent idea
It’s hard to get rid of the fandom idea that Steve Rogers is a virgin.
You're sad cause you're a virgin ?
Dude , Captain America was a virgin till 95 .
— biplab (@oyee_bp) September 18, 2020
Look at how persistent the idea has been!
happy 10 year anniversary of chris evans giving us steve rogers for the first time in captain america: the first avenger. here’s some cute set pics! pic.twitter.com/KmrBqONlHX
— mads ♡’s chris evans (@flaminhotcevans) July 19, 2021
Though, we mean, is it really that surprising? That the writers said, “nah, he had sex”?
captain america: the first avenger in a nutshell: pic.twitter.com/Z4MYVDUlj4
— gabz (@buckywithgucci) July 20, 2021
That bar scene was homoerotic
it almost feels like they have to say it just to make him more heteronormative / typically masculine, like if he’s this big icon of captain america then he can’t be a virgin???
— peter/dalton⚣ NEW CARRD🔗 (@ST3VEBUCKY) July 23, 2021
What’s wrong with being a virgin?
It does smack of the “lady doth protest too much”.
#CaptainAmerica writers Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely say Steve Rogers didn’t die a virgin
“We shot it. We filmed it. We have it”
— Geek Vibes Nation (@GeekVibesNation) July 22, 2021
Uh . . .
They have it?
Good to hear I guess lol. Hard to picture him out of all people a virgin
— malachi (@MCUMarvels) July 23, 2021
Honestly, how most of us feel about this news.
Of course he’s not a virgin. Look at him 😍 pic.twitter.com/8Pm4FAlb98
— Alexis (@_Alexis__Alexis) July 23, 2021
With two “t”
Yeah, that scene was pretty hot.
we know, bucky was his first love and first everything pic.twitter.com/keSVU3fALa
— Maria's Captain🚩🏳️🌈🇺🇳 (@stevensbucks) July 23, 2021
The Stucky fans had to speak up.
So that scene in Captain America where Peggy catches him with another girl didn't tell y'all that? 🤔 Those women were at his like a wild dogs on a pack of meat
— T-Meister 👁️ (@TMeister16) July 23, 2021
Looking back on it
It really was right there in the movie.