Are these the world’s funniest jokes?
“Why so serious?” It’s good to be serious. Oftentimes, we need to be but it’s also true that laughter is good for the soul. There’s hardly ever a time when we can’t use a good laugh. Given how 2020 & 2021 will go down in history, we could all use some simple cheer. Let’s face it: life can be very funny!
Surely, you’ve pondered on the world’s funniest jokes. What would qualify a joke to make that list and perhaps you’ve told these jokes before to your peers. Maybe you yourself was the one to come up with one of these jokes. You came up with one of the world’s funniest jokes without even realising it!
Now, of course we know our list will be a little controversial which is perfectly reasonable. After all, senses of humor can vary between folks. But arguments are always welcomed so let them begin! We have reasons to believe these gags will make you laugh every single time you hear them. All you have to do is see if you agree. We’ve gathered some of the world’s funniest jokes!
There’s two hunters out in the woods together. Suddenly, one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed over. Naturally, the other guy takes out his cell phone and dials 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he shouts. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s silence, then a shot. Getting back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”
(“The hunting accident” or “Hunting gone wrong” was voted the funniest joke of all time in a 2002 survey.)
A rabbi, priest and minister wind up competing with each other to see who’s the best at their job. So, all three of them go into the woods, find a bear and try to convert it. Then later, they get together.
The priest says, “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.” The minister says, “I found a bear by the stream, and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
But both the minister and priest look down at the rabbi who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “Maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
Reader’s Digest voted “Religion Bears” as the funniest gag in 2010.
Stereotypes in real life
We’ve all dealt with our share of stereotypes!
A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy sitting on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty stands up and says, “What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” She demands an answer, saying, “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?”
Confused and maybe a little annoyed, the ventriloquist slightly stammers out an apology. Then the platinum-haired woman yells, “You keep out of this! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”
Where’s the bathroom again?
The doctor tells Larry that everything looks great. “How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?” To which Larry says, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” says the doctor. The doctor calls Larry’s wife later that day and Bonnie tells him, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. It is true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
Suddenly, Bonnie shouts, “Oh no! He’s peeing in the refrigerator!”
Tell us more of the world’s funniest jokes! We’d love to use them next time!