All the dankest Florida Man memes to describe quarantine
Can we all agree Florida has something seriously wrong with it? What exactly is in that swamp water down there?
These memes we’ve gathered perfectly depict what most Americans imagine Florida is like. And can we just say all of these are a mood?
Who doesn’t love bagels?
This Florida man had good intentions at least. This seems like a “when in Rome” type of situation. When in Florida, tame a pet alligator.
Just another Thursday, eh?
To be fair, the weather in Florida is inconsistent. It could’ve, and probably did, blow over in the next hour or so.
It was for science!
Be honest: have you ever thought about trying this? This is a safe space. We won’t judge.
Florida Man, is that you?
Unfortunately, we don’t know whether or not this was actually a Florida Man. But come on, we all know it was.
It seemed like a good idea at the time, right?
There are much better options, Florida Teen. What did you think was gonna happen?
It seems like a fair trade.
It’s simple calculus. If you’re gonna be arrested anyways, you might as well get a free pizza out of it. Our question is, how do you threaten someone with Coldplay lyrics?
The guilt in his eyes . . .
Don’t do drugs, kids.
A crossover we didn’t know we needed
Did . . . did he tell the police? How’d that phone call go? “Hello, officer, uhh someone stole my meth.”
He does know this isn’t GTA, right?
Maybe it’s just us, but it seems like there are much better options to stop the fight.
Ah, the birds & the bees
Maybe he just wanted to be a health teacher. He has to get experience somewhere.