Step aside Florida Man: All the best Florida Woman headlines
Over the years we have witnessed the evolution of Florida Man to the meme god he is today. Yet we have overlooked the greatest contender for the throne, possibly one more powerful & more outrageous: the mighty Florida Woman.
Yes, Florida Woman has been kept silent too long as she broods in Walmart parking lots and drunkenly berates the staff at Arby’s. Her disorderly deeds have been great indeed and so now we present them to you and you can decide which contender rules supreme. Behold! The greatest Florida Woman headlines.
She won’t take it lying down
Florida woman will ruin you for getting her wrong flavor of Mountain Dew from the gas station so you better be on your best behavior.
A resourceful queen
A worm can be as tasty as a taquito if you have the right attitude.
Also a multitasker
She was simply performing the mating ritual of her people.
Honestly, that just sounds like a good time.
It’s science bitch
Don’t argue with Florida Woman about science. One time she watched a documentary on how twinkies were made.
Taking it to the next level
Florida Woman doesn’t argue with you about chicken nuggets anymore she just messes you up with them.
Gettin’ jiggy with it
Can a Florida Woman not “drop it like it’s hot” on a vehicle anymore?!
Let’s not do anything rash
Any eye for an eye makes the whole world . . . sterile.
Do your part
Charity thy name is Florida Woman.