The best Florida Man headlines: Coronavirus edition
Stupidity doesn’t end just because a pandemic has begun. One state, in particular, is known for its outrageous headlines and insatiable amount of idiots. You guessed it. It’s Florida! No offense Floridians, we know you’re not all morons. Morons are just attracted to your peninsula proportions.
If you don’t laugh in the current international situation, you’ll cry. So here are some Florida man memes at your service.
You have to give this guy points for ingenuity.
“I’m tellin’ you! He stole my illegal substance, man!” Hmm, perhaps you should have let this one go, buddy . . .
A Florida man with some actual common sense! Probably should have foregone the whole battery thing though.
They’re living life on the edge over there in Florida.
Cartoon or real life?
This Florida grandma is a hero.
Is this an upgraded version of my cat ate my homework, or what?
Dude, it’s called kiddy porn. Not, kitty porn.
This takes foot fetish to a whole other level.
Know your drugs
The universe said no to drugs for this man.
Biggest facepalm ever
And this, boys and girls, is why it’s important to learn math in school.
Florida man redemption
We decided to top it all off with a nice one. Like we said, not all Floridians fit under this category of stupid. Not all Florida men are a Florida man.