‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’: The trashiest lewks in all of season 12
All hail queen Jaida. Season 12 of RuPaul’s Drag Race has come and gone, and now that we know who American’s Next Drag Superstar is, we’re done playing nice. It’s time to read a queen and rate some lewks.
This season has been a mess since the beginning thanks to Sherry Pie, and some of these looks are a new low for the show. While the right queen won at the end of the day, it took a lot of not so great queen to get to this point.
“World’s Worst”: Aiden Zhane
What made this woman think she could just wear a pink dress and not get read by the judges? The most appalling thing is that this lackluster outfit didn’t land her in the bottom two this episode.
“The Ball Ball”: Crystal Methyd, Aiden, Heidi N Closet, Rock M Sakura, Brita
Look, we get that these were not the easiest themes. But you’re telling us that looking like a sporty chic and gluing some cotton balls to a dress counts as a lewk? Hell no hunnie. These five have given us such better looks, yet these lewks are basic bitch lewks between the Basketball Wife Realness and the Ball lewks.
“Gay’s Anatomy”: Widow Von’du
This is that sad piece of watermelon that no one is taking at the picnic, no matter how desperate they are for some watermelon. That’s on that.
“Madonna: The Unauthorized Rusical”: Jan
We’re not going to drag Jan too hard because she’s just trying to recreate “iconic” Michelle Visage lewks, which is an oxymoron. But even for Jan, this feels more “Toxic” Brittney Spears than Michelle, and Jan gave us some lewks. Disappointed.
“I’m That Bitch”: Brita
No wonder she didn’t last long in this competition. If some grandma realness is the best she can do for Sparkle, we’re questioning how she got on Drag Race in the first place.
“Superfan Makeover”: Heidi N Closet
We know a lot of this was out of Heidi’s control. Hell, she had to borrow the dress her superfan wore. But you’re telling us you couldn’t at least try to do something special for her face? Talk about putting yourself first.