Get woke and wasted with the ‘Dear White People’ drinking game
We don’t know about you woke folk, but we thought season two of Dear White People was even better than the first. Bringing with it more scandals, topical plot lines, and slippery politics from the campus of Winchester University, S2 conveyed the message that representation matters and they absolutely nailed it this time round (while also tying in lots of will-they-won’t-they-OMG-yes-they-will love stories and cliff hangers to boot).
Season three will be airing next month. In the meantime, we’ve put together a Dear White People drinking game for you to enjoy and pass the time with your fellow woke buddies. Be sure to enjoy the game responsibly and replace your booze with sips of coffee or water if you’re feeling woozy.
So without further ado, let’s get woke & wasted!
Take a sip of your drink everytime . . .
A text comes up on screen
Go easy on this one, it happens a lot.
Anytime someone says “woke”
“Here’s a little game I call ‘Woke or not’.”
Someone mentions a social media platform
Twitter, Instagram – whatever!
Something turns out to be fake news
#QuinWoke? Come on!
Gabe and Sam hook up
It’s one hec of a turbulent relationship, but we all know Sam will always be Gabe’s Insta bae.
Lionel and Brooke clash
Two headstrong journalists – it was bound to happen.
That irritating Sorbet dog turns up
At least, we think it’s a dog.
Reggie and Gabe clam up in front of each other
That love triangle is awkward!
Sam clams up in front of Reggie and Gabe
As said – awkward!
Sam destroys a troll
That girl’s got bite.
Coco and Troy have sex
Troy cracks a joke that makes you cringe
Take an extra sip if it’s so bad, you have to leave the room.
Someone makes a play on the phrase “Dear White People”
“It’s about to be Dear Fight People up in here!”
You’re gonna need a sip anytime this douche is on screen.
Voice of an angel.
Joelle backs Sam up during a meeting / debate
She’s the best friend everyone deserves and needs.
Reggie has sex with a girl
Including Joelle, finally!
Pastiche is given a mention
Sam’s printed nemesis.
A celebrity’s name is dropped
“Don’t Gosling eye me” bitch!
Abigail makes the most pointless contribution
What is her purpose?
Lionel and Silvio hook up
Will they, won’t they?
Someone takes psychedelics
Obligatory shrooms episode, hooray!
Someone discusses or actually does hack into a computer
How this whole thing began.
Troy’s dad gets aggy or acts fake nice
So basically any time he’s on screen.
Lionel makes an integral decision
He’s a good egg.
Someone pines after Troy
Lionel, Coco, Neika – people can’t seem to get enough of those washboard abs!
A classic song starts to play
It’s a highbrow soundtrack.
Issues not relating to race arise
Homophobia, sexism – this show’s full of them.
Sam and Coco have a bitchy exchange
Handbags down ladies!
Followed by a flashback to when they were friends
When they Dear White People’d together.
Someone mentions reverse racism like it’s a thing
IT’S NOT A THING, FOLKS!
The cops end a party
Take two if they end up acting like discriminatory a-holes.
The narrator speaks
Take a shot whenever . . .
Someone watches Defamation or Trap House Tricks
Someone’s announced as pregnant
And proceeds to relay the importance of condoms – wrap up kids!
Someone hates on gluten-free / vegan food
Just cos it’s free, doesn’t make it good!
Kurt brings up the Troy and Neika tape
That blackmailing bastard.
We find out the Hancocks are up to some shadiness
They’ve got a dirty history.
Actors from the original Dear White People film appear
Silvio mentions “getting the scoop” like he’s running the fucking New York Times
Granted, a lot of shit does go down at Winchester.
Down your drink if . . .
There’s a full on racial slur
You’re gonna need a drink after hearing such vileness.
Someone mentions another Netflix show
“Are you getting all 13 Reasons Why?” So meta!
A threesome nearly happens
A ménage à trois? Not quite!
We’re still not ready to talk about the last one.
Someone’s actually in class
For students at an ivy league college, they sure don’t spent a lot of time actually studying.
Take a hit on a bong or a pipe or a spliff if . . .
Someone takes a hit on a bong or a pipe or a spliff. Duh!*
*When it comes to booze and weed, we advise to choose one or the other.