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Now that Bruce Willis (Die Hard) has been the subject of Comedy Central's big roast, we’re taking a look at some of the sickest burns and best roasts ever.

“You’re gonna want some cream for that”: Best roasts in TV history

Roasts have been an American comedy staple since as early as the late 40s, but it wasn’t until The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast in the early 70s when they really became loved by the American public. Now that Bruce Willis (Die Hard) has been the subject of Comedy Central‘s big roast – the roastmaster was his Looper co-star Joseph Gordon Levitt – we’re taking a look at some of the sickest burns and the best roasts of all time.

Norm MacDonald roasting Bob Saget

There is something amazing about seeing a comedian who is so confident as a performer that he can stand onstage at a roast for six minutes and purposely bomb. And by bomb, we mean tell bad Dad jokes and still get laughs because he’s clearly fearless on stage. Norm apparently chose to do his set this way after a producer told him to “be shocking”.

No doubt it was shocking for the producer to see Norm take to the stage to tell jokes like, “Hey, she may be a vegetarian but she’s still full of baloney in my book.”

The Rob Lowe roast

The Rob Lowe (Wayne’s World) roast was pretty brutal overall, with a lot of it aimed at Ann Coulter (and rightly so). Singer Jewel also managed to get some good pops in (the non-comedians can be hit or miss, but Jewel did pretty good), including the rip, “Gay men love Ann Coulter. It’s because two minutes into hearing her speak, they remember why they hate pussy.” Yeowch!

Hannibal Buress roasting Justin Bieber

“I hate your music.” Buress (Spider-Man: Homecoming) makes this point in his conversational style a few times more before signing off with the punchline: “I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy.” More aimed at himself and Cosby than Bieber, but a solid joke nevertheless.

Gilbert Gottfried roasting Hugh Hefner

If anyone was going to tell a 9/11 joke only a week after it happened, it was going to be Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin). After the joke was met with a frosty reception (people booed and hissed and someone shouted “too soon”), the comedian moved on with the infamous aristocrat joke, proving once and for all there is only one Gilbert Gottfried.

Don Rickles at pretty much every roast he’s done

Don Rickles (Casino) was a regular roaster from the early Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts and while some of his bits have aged a little, he’s still the archetype for how to not give a shit about anyone you’re roasting (even if you do care about them deep down).

Richard Pryor at his own roast

The problem with roasting Richard Pryor (Lost Highway) is that there’s simply no way he’s not going to come out on top, and his roast proved just that. Although the lines don’t read too well, it’s Pryor’s top-notch delivery that kills it every time.

Larry Sanders on “The Roast” episode of The Larry Sanders Show

“Larry found work on a poultry farm, taking blind turkeys out to sh**.” Following this line, Larry later mentions that he once said Carrot Top “would suck a cock to win a sack race,” before Carrot Top is introduced as his surprise guest at the roast. The whole episode is a look at the makings of a roast, showing Larry getting absolutely obliterated by his friends and a couple of strangers too.

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