TikTok disaster: The best and craziest dark humor jokes online
Have you ever been told or heard a joke that just made you grimace or recoil in absolute horror? Or perhaps you laughed out loud despite knowing you probably shouldn’t have? If so, then it was most likely a horrific joke that many people would categorize as “dark humor” (particularly the kind you may come across on TikTok). And they’re not for everyone, clearly.
If the twisted and macabre, ominous jokes are the greatest at making you giggle, it could be a sign that you’re more intelligent than the average person. Don’t worry, we won’t immerse you too deeply into the scientific details but it’s true. It’s been substantiated by science.
A 2017 study by an Austrian neurologist published in Cognitive Processing discovered that folks who appreciate dark humor jokes (including fans of TikTok), which they describe as “humor that treats sinister subjects like death, disease, deformity, handicap, or warfare with bitter amusement,” may have greater IQs than those who don’t. Dark humor fans even tend to have less negative and aggressive personalities than fans of only G-rated jokes.
It’s thought to be due to being able to see humor in even the bleakest, most fearful realms of life, and you can laugh at truly dark jokes, you’re less likely to take the world too seriously. We’ve gathered some of the greatest dark humor jokes you may find on TikTok. Enjoy!
Funny dark humor jokes
Perhaps there are dark humor jokes that are really comedic breakthroughs hiding somewhere on TikTok. (We’re not promising any breakthroughs today, just some nice laughs!)
“They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.”
“When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.”
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“Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
“My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.”
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Heavily horrific jokes possibly hiding on TikTok
“I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.”
“A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, ‘I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.’ The patient asks him, ‘Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?’ The doctor calmly looks at him and says, ‘Nine.’” Possibly the number one greatest of dark humor jokes you may find on TikTok: “I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.”
“Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.” “I started crying when my dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.” “My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, ‘You’ll be next!’ They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.”
“I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.” “My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.”
You can be rest assured that you won’t have to rely on TikTok for dark humor jokes such as these, they live all over the Internet!
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