Chrissy Teigen returns to Twitter: Laugh at her so-called retirement
Oh Twitter, apparently Chrissy Teigen just doesn’t know how to quit you. Only a couple weeks after her so-called retirement from the platform, Teigen returned to the platform. The proclaimed Mayor of Twitter is back in her office. Honestly, it sounds like she needed a social media vacation rather than a permanent retirement. We’ve all been there, Chrissy.
Of course, as always, Twitter has thoughts. When does Twitter not have thoughts? Twitter has thoughts on everything which is why it’s a hellscape that we just don’t know how to quit. From the celebrations to the eye-rolling, we’re looking into Twitter’s feelings on Chrissy Teigen’s return to the platform.
Chrissy Teigen back on Twitter, J-Lo, and Arod calls off their engagement the twitter-verse paradigm is yet again balanced.🙄
— Heyoka 💙🏳️🌈 (@HeyokaEmpath01) April 16, 2021
Did you feel a shift in the Force, Twitter?
The balance has been restored.
i have never voluntarily received news about chrissy teigen i’m just forced to get updates for no real reason pic.twitter.com/aHxNpfIXOR
— britain slander account➐ (@stillneedajob) April 16, 2021
Is anyone else just tired?
Chrissy Teigen is back on Twitter. It’s been a fun, strange journey with you all, but that’s my cue to bow out. Enjoy your stay in hell.
— Kelen Keller (@KelenKeller38) April 16, 2021
It’s just a rotating door amongst the verified users, huh?
“I’m back.” -Michael Jordan -Chrissy Teigen https://t.co/yJV5sZKm19
— Connor Carson (@ConnorCarson__) April 16, 2021
Literally the only thing that lasted the same amount of time as Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter retirement was Michael Jordan’s baseball career. Yes, that really happened. It wasn’t just a plot point for Space Jam.
Chrissy Teigen having a twitter meltdown, dramatically announcing she’s leaving forever and reactivating her account 2 weeks later is the most relatable thing she’s ever done
— Sarah (@thetigersez) April 16, 2021
Now that’s what we call relatable.
Everyone seeing Chrissy Teigen return to twitter pic.twitter.com/pdtVXsp5TX
— Anti-Poop Activist (@KingSlimeV3) April 16, 2021
Unimpressed staring time from the internet for Chrissy.
no i relate to chrissy teigen because i, too, have made dramatic exits from social media sites only to come crawling back like a goblin an embarrassingly short time later.
— birdman dad (Taylor’s Version) (@_jordanathomas_) April 16, 2021
Honestly. We’ve never felt closer to Chrissy Teigen.
Imagine if Chrissy Teigen would have just quietly walked away from the app for a few days instead of making an announcement. It’s almost as if she needs all of the attention..because she’s a narcissist.
— W. E. B. Da Boyz (@purgedthought) April 16, 2021
Valid but also
Listen, be real. Everyone on social media is, like, at least a little bit narcissistic.
Chrissy Teigen doing a big Twitter retirement and having it last less than a month is so fucking funny.
We’re all losers. We’re all internet addicts. Don’t fight it.
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) April 16, 2021
Cue the High School Musical soundtrack
Cheers bro! We’ll drink to that!