Want to hear a super villain origin story? Twitter’s making up their own
You have to wonder just how easy it is to go full on super villain. Like, how do you wake up to decide to take over the world one day? Is it because of the road to Hell being paved with good intentions or is just that people want to cause wanton chaos?
Well, Twitter is contemplating their own super villain origin story. So, we’re going to share some of our favorites for you to enjoy!
I was a straight, cisgender white man, and I experienced a mild inconvenience. #MySuperVillainOriginStory pic.twitter.com/8wYU7XURiW
— Guy McPerson (@GuyMcPerson309) July 28, 2021
This already exists
Insert joke here.
Simone Biles slander is #MySuperVillainOriginStory pic.twitter.com/h36zzkZjZN
— Mychal (@mychal3ts) July 28, 2021
Don’t speak ill of Simone Biles.
Stung by a frog I became froggier than any frog had ever frogged. #MySuperVillainOriginStory pic.twitter.com/VFxDcwIPK0
— Voodoo (@Voodoo_Preacher) July 28, 2021
#MySuperVillainOriginStory Born this way pic.twitter.com/IqbYVK9cPr
— Justme (@Ladyfish666) July 28, 2021
No origin just birth
Sometimes, you are just sort of born with the super villain vibe.
I was bored #MySuperVillainOriginStory pic.twitter.com/sFDUHkKf4k
— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) July 28, 2021
We can see it
#MySuperVillainOriginStory begins with the moon pic.twitter.com/ql7IedOuRE
— Random Hiker (@shadedagain) July 28, 2021
#MySuperVillainOriginStory My brother was born and they gave him my room. pic.twitter.com/mOQpUVNxxe
— SueAF (@thx4thesave) July 28, 2021
Older sibling syndrome.
I kept leaving the cupboards open
Some may say that makes me a hero but to my wife I'm the villain in this story
— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) July 28, 2021
A villain to the people that love you.
#MySuperVillainOriginStory laughed at one of the boss's bad jokes once too often and my face froze @RolyPolyTags pic.twitter.com/BcKEWDG014
— sunsick (@Joe_Marcincuk) July 28, 2021
This happened before . . .
Isn’t that the plot of Joker?
#MySuperVillainOriginStory she pulled the football away 😳 pic.twitter.com/8JJNIN1e55
— Robert Hoover (@MinyaJr327) July 28, 2021
We were all expecting this one.
It’s amazing that Charlie Brown has never turned evil.
What’s your fave supervillain origin story? Let us know!