“It’s an avocado”: Honor the Vine app with these witty quotes
“It’s an avocado, thanks!” Let’s honor the fallen app with these Vine quotes that perfectly capture the humor we all miss. 2016 was the year when we said goodbye to the beloved video-sharing app known as Vine. Apps have tried (and failed) to capture the brilliance of Vine’s comedy stylings. (We’re talking about you, TikTok.) Even after five years, we still haven’t moved on from the app.
Let’s all honor the fallen app with these Vine quotes that perfectly capture the humor we all miss.
“It’s an avocado, thanks!”
We have to start with this classic quote from an adorable child. Whoever said that children were ungrateful. This kid proves that even the gift of an avocado can make someone’s day.
“I love you and I miss you”
Have you ever had the worst day of your life? This girl certainly has. Don’t drink and dial! You will definitely call your ex and then the voicemail will turn into one of the most hilarious Vines. We still quote this daily!
“Give me my hat back Jordan!”
This quote is filled with chaotic energy! We stan the comedic stylings of Evan Breen. Ah, classic Vines are like food for the soul.
“Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.”
Don’t lie, when you’ve seen a road work sign you automatically think of this quote. Vine still manages to stay in our minds long after its departure.
“Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.”
We all know that pain when words can’t even describe how you’re feeling in that moment. “Butt cheek on a stick” perfectly sums it up!
“Eyebrows on fleek.”
Are your eyebrows on fleek? Well, they better be! Gotta love this Vine quote that hypes us all up so we’re ready for the day ahead.
“Can I PLEASE get a waffle?”
All we wanted was a waffle and now we’re witnessing a WWE match. Can we please get a waffle?!
“ . . . And they were roommates” “My God they were roommates!”
Overhearing half of a conversation can produce hilarious results. This Vine quote perfectly captures that golden moment when half a conversation can become 10x more hilarious.
“So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?”
Birthday gifts being brought to someone on their birthday to their birthday party on their birthday with a birthday gift? That’s unacceptable!
“How’d you get these bumps? You got eggzma?” “I got what?” “You got eggzma?”
Kids have no filter. If you have eczema, beware! The pronunciation and the randomness makes this Vine quote a personal favorite.
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Which quote is your favorite? Any Vines that you still quote now? Let us know in the comments.
