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There's new movies in the works based on 'Super Mario Bros'. Cringe your way through the cast announcement with others on Twitter.

Who will star in the new ‘Super Mario Bros.’ movies?

Video game movies. Just those three words send a collective cringe to everyone reading this. Has there ever been a good video game movie? Looking all the way back to the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie, starring Bob Hoskins & John Leguizamo as the Mario brothers, video game movies just have never had a good reputation, even as Hollywood keeps trying to make them work.

Video game movies never work. It’s like a curse on their crops. Even the semi-good ones like Resident Evil disappoint us eventually. Now, however, there’s another attempt at making a Nintendo movie with an animated Super Mario Bros. The film stars Chris Pratt as Mario, Charlie Day as Luigi, Anya Taylor-Joy as Princess Peach, and Jack Black as Bowser.

The cast rounds out with Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong, Keegan-Michael Key as Toad, Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong, Kevin Michael Richardson as Kamek and Sebastian Maniscalco as Spike. It’s happening. It’s coming. You can not escape. So come cry with the rest of the internet over the upcoming Super Mario Bros. movie with some of the best online reactions we can find.

 

It feels like they would

*sigh*

 

Big yikes

Are we sure Chris Pratt is the right fit for these movies?

 

Oh boy

Again. Are we sure about this cast?

 

In case you’re wondering how bad the other Super Mario Bros. was . . .

Well, Bob Hoskins, we’re going to get a whole new generation of actors having this regret as well.

 

The lone bright spot

Jack Black as Bowser? We’re here for it.

 

This? This is not a joke

We’re sorry sir, but this is real.

 

*sobs*

Haven’t we suffered enough?!

 

Always sunny in the Mushroom Kingdom

Can’t wait to see what Charlie Day does here.

 

How it feels to hear this news

We’re all just . . . having a moment. 

 

Yep. Yep. 

Mario is all of us.

How do you feel about video game movies? What do you think about the casting for Super Mario Bros? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below. 

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