Jump into the Halloween spirit with these dark humor jokes

As Halloween is fast approaching, dark humor is pouring in online. Dark humor’s taboo topics like death, mutilation, and gore make it the perfect pairing with this spooky season! With zombies, ghosts, and skeletons, Halloween goes with dark humor like peanut butter and jelly, or Halloween costumes and trick-or-treat candy. 

To get you in the spooky, creepy mood, here are some of the best Halloween themed dark humor jokes. 

Everything is pumpkin spiced 

Well, well, well, how the tables have turned. Jack-0-Lanterns love everything human spiced. 

Eat all the Peanuts

Witches love to eat kids, but nothing outlaws the consumption of Peanuts. Eat all the peanuts you want. 

Depression or a ghost 

There are cons for going as a ghost for Halloween and being a ghost. Though the cons of being a ghost definitely sound like depression.  

Watch out for drugs in your kids’ Halloween candy

If you’re an adult trick-or-treating, then what are you doing with your life? But it’s definitely a bummer — we mean success — to not find any drugs in your kid’s candy. We’ll still consume a few pieces to make sure there aren’t any edibles. 

Got your eyes?

When you’re a zombie parent, you need to keep an eye on everything. It’s kind of hard when your baby’s got your eyes. 

Pumpkin vasectomy

There are about 280 seeds in your average pumpkin. That’s a lot of baby jack-o’-lanterns running around the house. 

Food Allergies 

When women are told, “they can’t have kids”, they are usually upset about how they will never get pregnant. Witches are sad because they will never have their favorite food again. 

He died doing what he loved

Mimes are a weird bunch. He really put a new meaning to an open casket. 

Group therapy

Group therapy is a great way to demystify the therapy experience and make people comfortable by sharing their experiences with each other. Halloween group therapy is just punny.