We’re 100% going to hell for laughing at these dark humor jokes
Innocent jokes are fine & dandy – but we all know that dark jokes are our true favorite. Sure, cracking jokes about death, depression, tragedy, & murder may be heartless & cruel, and so are some raunchy jokes about meeting people *Wink-wink* at places like escortsearch. But boy do they offer some sweet laughs. It’s time to accept it – dark humor is evil in the best way.
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Time crime
Boy, do therapists get it rough. Are we the experiment or are they?
Pick of the litter
We recommend not trying this one out for fun. Still – that look must have been priceless.
Out of the picture
We all want to take out our mothers-in-law. It’s always an enjoyable affair – especially when it’s actually just revenge.
No homerun fun
Sorry, orphans – it’s not personal.
RIP off
The librarian gives zero f**s.
Sorry-not-apologize
There are times that synonyms are not synonyms. Context really matter here.
Baked baby
If that’s actually an accurate number, whoever posted this is sadistic af.
Afraid of the dark
That’s a guaranteed way to make fears escalate. If we were that boy, we’d run.
Possessed shopper
Definitely trying this. Who knew clumsiness could turn into something so dark & hilarious?
Oh baby
We’re so sorry – this one is guaranteed to send you to hell. Hopefully, we won’t see these poor souls there with us.
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As a medium, I think humor is a good way to cope with tough situations. Darkness is important for balance, and avoiding ‘dark subjects’ such as death or depression does not help people embrace their shadow. The shadow is just as much a part of you as the light is, and joking about ‘heavy’ or ‘intense’ topics is a fantastic way to bring these issues to the surface. Mediums deal with death a lot, and often develop dark humor as a result. There is a big difference between mediums and psychics, as explained here. Dark humor is a wonderful tool to help process difficult situations or feelings, especially around death and dying. Pls click to find our custom journals with dark-humor style.
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If you laughed at any of these then your one-way ticket to Hell is guaranteed. You may as well enjoy these hilarious dark humor memes too!
Djdaubstep_yt
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what do you call a blind german… a not see
October 30, 2020Lol
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Lmao
November 19, 2020Wolf
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Im german and thats pretty funny ngl
March 29, 2021Aidan
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I have one. What’s a similarity between that one teacher and a broken lightbulb?… They’re not too bright.
May 17, 2021lily
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Lol here’s a pickup line:
November 2, 2020Are you a Stanley knife blade? ….Cause id glady let you in me…🥴
Cancer
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that’s not good
November 11, 2020No name
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It ain’t relevant but u posted this on my birthday so now imma use this pick up line on my step sis
November 12, 2020e
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sweet home alambama
December 23, 2020No Name
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LMAO XD (I hope your kidding)
February 18, 2021Surge
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What do you call 6 gay mens going into war
Rainbow Six Siege
January 6, 2021Wow
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It’s 5
February 14, 2021cod taste good but the bullets dont
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i love this
April 27, 2021COVID-19
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daaaaaark
February 5, 2021hemione granger
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what do you call me? depressed.
November 4, 2020Draco Malfoy
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Mione’ chillllll man! goodlord. I just thought of Hermione really saying that to ron and harry. Lmfao
November 14, 2020Jim
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Wise up
March 22, 2021Lol hi
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Hope was alone with her mother. Hope said “mama are we almost there?” Her mom looked at her and smiled. Two hours later the husband asks “where’s hope?”
November 4, 2020hi stupid
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That was dark
November 10, 2020Islayer
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My therapist told me that time heels all wounds so I stabbed him now we wait…
November 10, 2020GXMENINI_666
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They Should Add A Joke Like ” Whats The Only Zodiac That Cant Grow Hair?..CANCER ” Dont Take It Personal Love .. Gemini :)
November 18, 2020lol dark humor
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lol but that is kinda dark
November 30, 2020The_Fast_And_The_Curious
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I have a Fish that can breakdance for 20 sec but only once
November 30, 2020Ashton
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ill never forget my grandmas last words… what are you doing with that knife?
May 4, 2021isaiah
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what is a kidnappers shoes
December 2, 2020white vans
isaiah
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i meant what is a kidnappers fav shoe
December 2, 2020white vans
Idiot
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Haha love it!
February 12, 2021kdogg17
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hahahahahahahahahahahahah
December 9, 2020Bob
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What’s a Mexicans favourite sport?
Cross country
December 14, 2020Anonymous hippopotamus.
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What does nemo and my dad have in common?..
They both can’t be found!
December 20, 2020Aidan
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Wtfffffff
April 1, 2021Anonymous hippopotamus
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dark humour and fresh are alike
December 30, 2020not every one gets it
William Stone
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Dude comes home from work..his girlfriend has packed her bags to leave. BF”Baby whats the problem..Everything was fine this mornin”? GF “Today I found out you are a pedephile”. BF ” A pedephile..A PEDEPHILE!!”? “Thats a mighty big word for a 10 year old to be using”.
January 18, 2021Mickey
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My girlfriend confronted me today and said “you’re a pedophile”
January 20, 2021So I said “wow, that’s a big word for an 8 year old”
FBI
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FBI OPEN UP
March 4, 2021Crispy toes
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Dark humor is like food. Most people don’t get it.
January 20, 2021Ashleigh
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Dark humor is like a dad… Not everyone gets it
January 26, 2021Venus
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If a toy from toy story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with the corpses =)
January 27, 2021Trevor Carrell
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My gold fish can break dance…………………But only for 20 seconds
January 28, 2021Kolby
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fun fact: if you type fun fact as the first thing in your comment, everyone will read it. I’ll take my like now
January 29, 2021Cade S.
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What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy
February 4, 2021Carley
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I gave my blind friend a cheese shredder for his birthday the next weekend he told me the was the most intense book he has ever read
February 5, 2021Donald Weiss
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What’s the difference in a Joke and 4 dicks? I heard you can’t take a Joke!!!!
February 7, 2021Porn hub
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What get louder as it gets smaller
February 7, 2021turrr
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whats a deers favorite sport
car banging
February 8, 2021Anonymous
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Very funny u jinxed it my car got hit by a deer last night
February 19, 2021Anonymous
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good jokes
February 9, 2021Dark person
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whats the best thing about child predators? they drive slowly threw school zones
February 13, 2021John Anderson
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Did you know you could tell someones hairstyle by their (Zodiac) sign?
February 16, 2021Well, except Cancer….
larry
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Awesome website!!! I laughed so hard!!! HaHa. Thank you for making this!!! I LOVE it! Please make more and share it with us!!❤️❤️❤️
February 16, 2021Ericka James
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Haaaa
February 19, 2021your mom
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whats juice wlrd favorite store forever 21
February 23, 2021soyasauce230
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i will always remember my grandma’s last words… sawyer, what are you doing with that knife?
February 23, 2021Spo0ky_b4t
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ppppfffftttt……WHAT!!!?????? lol
March 1, 2021Demonizer
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A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.
The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”
She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”
The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”
The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”
“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”
The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”
March 3, 2021Demonizer
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A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
March 3, 2021Drxft
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If 6 was afraid of 7 bc 7 8 9, what was 10 afraid of?
He was right in the middle of 911
March 5, 2021DarkDood
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my favorite novel is the hunchback of notre dame, i just love a man with a twisted back story
March 11, 2021Caleb
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I lit a kid in a wheelchair on fire I called him hot wheels
March 19, 2021No name
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I started to cry when my dad was cutting onions……
Onions was such a good dog..
March 19, 2021No name
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when does a joke become a dad joke….
When it leaves and never comes back….
March 19, 2021GoldDiamond2585
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Every zodiac sign has a hairline. Except for Cancers. They’re bald.
March 31, 2021WilCapsAlot
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Batman went to china and never came back..
April 9, 2021Big Chungus
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oh god
April 11, 2021Funtime
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Give a man a match he’ll be warm for an hour
Light a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life
April 15, 2021Jordan
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I was walking out of the store and say a homeless man…
I said:How are you and gave him 20 bucks.
May 3, 2021He:said im good thanks get home safe.
I said:You to………………………..😶
Ashton
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ill never forget my grandmas last words… what are you doing with that knife?
May 4, 2021Weirdo_e
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When I see names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic.
I find is weird how many people take knives with them on a date
May 9, 2021clarence todd
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donkey.. what are you doing in my swamp
May 19, 2021FHX001
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Alcohol is gay because when you are drunk..
May 20, 2021You can’t think straight