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Ready to walk through the gates of hell with us? These dark humor jokes are bound to put a devilish smile on your face.

We’re 100% going to hell for laughing at these dark humor jokes

Innocent jokes are fine & dandy – but we all know that dark jokes are our true favorite. Sure, cracking jokes about death, depression, tragedy, & murder may be heartless & cruel, and so are some raunchy jokes about meeting people *Wink-wink* at places like escortsearch. But boy do they offer some sweet laughs. It’s time to accept it – dark humor is evil in the best way.

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Time crime

Boy, do therapists get it rough. Are we the experiment or are they?

Pick of the litter

We recommend not trying this one out for fun. Still – that look must have been priceless.

Out of the picture

We all want to take out our mothers-in-law. It’s always an enjoyable affair – especially when it’s actually just revenge.

No homerun fun

Sorry, orphans – it’s not personal. 

RIP off

The librarian gives zero f**s. 



There are times that synonyms are not synonyms. Context really matter here.

Baked baby

If that’s actually an accurate number, whoever posted this is sadistic af. 

Afraid of the dark

That’s a guaranteed way to make fears escalate. If we were that boy, we’d run. 

Possessed shopper

Definitely trying this. Who knew clumsiness could turn into something so dark & hilarious? 

Oh baby

We’re so sorry – this one is guaranteed to send you to hell. Hopefully, we won’t see these poor souls there with us.

We asked our own astrology expert, Phoenix Knor’malle, Psychic Advisor to make a case analysis:

As a medium, I think humor is a good way to cope with tough situations. Darkness is important for balance, and avoiding ‘dark subjects’ such as death or depression does not help people embrace their shadow. The shadow is just as much a part of you as the light is, and joking about ‘heavy’ or ‘intense’ topics is a fantastic way to bring these issues to the surface. Mediums deal with death a lot, and often develop dark humor as a result. There is a big difference between mediums and psychics, as explained here. Dark humor is a wonderful tool to help process difficult situations or feelings, especially around death and dying. Pls click to find our custom journals with dark-humor style.

If you laughed at any of these then your one-way ticket to Hell is guaranteed. You may as well enjoy these hilarious dark humor memes too!

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  • what do you call a blind german… a not see

    October 30, 2020
    • Lmao

      November 19, 2020
    • Im german and thats pretty funny ngl

      March 29, 2021
    • I have one. What’s a similarity between that one teacher and a broken lightbulb?… They’re not too bright.

      May 17, 2021
  • Lol here’s a pickup line:
    Are you a Stanley knife blade? ….Cause id glady let you in me…🥴

    November 2, 2020
    • that’s not good

      November 11, 2020
    • It ain’t relevant but u posted this on my birthday so now imma use this pick up line on my step sis

      November 12, 2020
      • sweet home alambama

        December 23, 2020
      • LMAO XD (I hope your kidding)

        February 18, 2021
    • What do you call 6 gay mens going into war

      Rainbow Six Siege

      January 6, 2021
      • It’s 5

        February 14, 2021
      • i love this

        April 27, 2021
    • daaaaaark

      February 5, 2021
  • what do you call me? depressed.

    November 4, 2020
    • Mione’ chillllll man! goodlord. I just thought of Hermione really saying that to ron and harry. Lmfao

      November 14, 2020
    • Wise up

      March 22, 2021
  • Hope was alone with her mother. Hope said “mama are we almost there?” Her mom looked at her and smiled. Two hours later the husband asks “where’s hope?”

    November 4, 2020
  • That was dark

    November 10, 2020
  • My therapist told me that time heels all wounds so I stabbed him now we wait…

    November 10, 2020
  • They Should Add A Joke Like ” Whats The Only Zodiac That Cant Grow Hair?..CANCER ” Dont Take It Personal Love .. Gemini :)

    November 18, 2020
  • lol but that is kinda dark

    November 30, 2020
  • I have a Fish that can breakdance for 20 sec but only once

    November 30, 2020
    • ill never forget my grandmas last words… what are you doing with that knife?

      May 4, 2021
  • what is a kidnappers shoes
    white vans

    December 2, 2020
    • i meant what is a kidnappers fav shoe
      white vans

      December 2, 2020
      • Haha love it!

        February 12, 2021
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahah

    December 9, 2020
  • What’s a Mexicans favourite sport?

    Cross country

    December 14, 2020
  • What does nemo and my dad have in common?..

    They both can’t be found!

    December 20, 2020
    • Wtfffffff

      April 1, 2021
  • dark humour and fresh are alike
    not every one gets it

    December 30, 2020
  • Dude comes home from work..his girlfriend has packed her bags to leave. BF”Baby whats the problem..Everything was fine this mornin”? GF “Today I found out you are a pedephile”. BF ” A pedephile..A PEDEPHILE!!”? “Thats a mighty big word for a 10 year old to be using”.

    January 18, 2021
  • My girlfriend confronted me today and said “you’re a pedophile”
    So I said “wow, that’s a big word for an 8 year old”

    January 20, 2021

      March 4, 2021
  • Dark humor is like food. Most people don’t get it.

    January 20, 2021
  • Dark humor is like a dad… Not everyone gets it

    January 26, 2021
  • If a toy from toy story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with the corpses =)

    January 27, 2021
  • My gold fish can break dance…………………But only for 20 seconds

    January 28, 2021
  • fun fact: if you type fun fact as the first thing in your comment, everyone will read it. I’ll take my like now

    January 29, 2021
  • What’s the most expensive haircut?


    February 4, 2021
  • I gave my blind friend a cheese shredder for his birthday the next weekend he told me the was the most intense book he has ever read

    February 5, 2021
  • What’s the difference in a Joke and 4 dicks? I heard you can’t take a Joke!!!!

    February 7, 2021
  • What get louder as it gets smaller

    February 7, 2021
  • whats a deers favorite sport

    car banging

    February 8, 2021
    • Very funny u jinxed it my car got hit by a deer last night

      February 19, 2021
  • good jokes

    February 9, 2021
  • whats the best thing about child predators? they drive slowly threw school zones

    February 13, 2021
  • Did you know you could tell someones hairstyle by their (Zodiac) sign?
    Well, except Cancer….

    February 16, 2021
  • Awesome website!!! I laughed so hard!!! HaHa. Thank you for making this!!! I LOVE it! Please make more and share it with us!!❤️❤️❤️

    February 16, 2021
  • Haaaa

    February 19, 2021
  • whats juice wlrd favorite store forever 21

    February 23, 2021
  • i will always remember my grandma’s last words… sawyer, what are you doing with that knife?

    February 23, 2021
  • ppppfffftttt……WHAT!!!?????? lol

    March 1, 2021
  • A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

    The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

    She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

    The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

    The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

    “That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

    The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”

    March 3, 2021
  • A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

    March 3, 2021
  • If 6 was afraid of 7 bc 7 8 9, what was 10 afraid of?

    He was right in the middle of 911

    March 5, 2021
  • my favorite novel is the hunchback of notre dame, i just love a man with a twisted back story

    March 11, 2021
  • I lit a kid in a wheelchair on fire I called him hot wheels

    March 19, 2021
  • I started to cry when my dad was cutting onions……

    Onions was such a good dog..

    March 19, 2021
  • when does a joke become a dad joke….

    When it leaves and never comes back….

    March 19, 2021
  • Every zodiac sign has a hairline. Except for Cancers. They’re bald.

    March 31, 2021
  • Batman went to china and never came back..

    April 9, 2021
  • oh god

    April 11, 2021
  • Give a man a match he’ll be warm for an hour

    Light a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life

    April 15, 2021
  • I was walking out of the store and say a homeless man…

    I said:How are you and gave him 20 bucks.
    He:said im good thanks get home safe.
    I said:You to………………………..😶

    May 3, 2021
  • ill never forget my grandmas last words… what are you doing with that knife?

    May 4, 2021
  • When I see names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic.

    I find is weird how many people take knives with them on a date

    May 9, 2021
  • donkey.. what are you doing in my swamp

    May 19, 2021
  • Alcohol is gay because when you are drunk..
    You can’t think straight

    May 20, 2021

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