“That’s America’s cock”: Best Twitter memes about Chris Evans’s nudes
Accidental nudes happen. It’s one of the nightmare scenarios, of course. Like that dream where you stand in front of your class naked and have to give a presentation that you did not prepare for? Yeah, it’s like that but worse because it’s real life. So, you know, feel for Chris Evans because he’s famous and he accidentally posted a picture of his penis on social media. Naturally, Twitter responded.
That means Chris Evans Twitter memes about his accidental nude situation are all the rage. While he’s probably drowning in some combination of regret/embarrassment, let’s see the funniest ones that were created about this whole situation, shall we? Because, let’s be real, y’all are thirsty and horny in equal measure in quarantine so this situation might as well have happened.
For real though, respect Evans’ privacy and do not look at the leaked images. These memes are just poking fun at, yet another, 2020 absurd situation.
Chris Evans’ publicist opening her phone pic.twitter.com/gcTWCE4fOv
— 𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 (@mathewrodriguez) September 12, 2020
RIP to Evans’ publicist
Someone deserves the fanciest apology basket in the world because they’re running on like no sleep and all of the coffee.
⚠️⚠️Chris Evans NUDE⚠️⚠️🔻🔻
The only nude scene I will share bc Chris Evans deserves some privacy pic.twitter.com/0czER1556s
— ✪ 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐃𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐲 ✪ (@Big_BuckyEnergy) September 12, 2020
The only Chris Evans nude we’ll look at
Not Another Teen Movie is hella underrated, right?
The public respect for Chris Evans’ privacy/feelings is wonderful. Wouldn’t it be nice if it extended to women when this kind of thing happens?
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) September 13, 2020
Kat Dennings gets real
As Evans has anxiety, fans of the actor have been flooding the Chris Evan mentions/tag on Twitter and social media with positive images in order to combat the nudes. Dennings, however, reminds us that this should be the norm for all celebs. Gotta get in formation, ladies.
Fun Fact: Robert Pattinson and Chris Evans share the same publicist.
She must be having a hard time controlling these two chaotic energies. pic.twitter.com/5hc9TnES4U
— The Battinson🦇🦇🦇 (@BattinsonBatman) September 13, 2020
That poor publicist
Between Robert Pattinson having COVID and Evans accidentally posting a nude photo, this poor publicist is having a moment.
Chris Evans: leaked
My entire tl pic.twitter.com/pFJ3Fg75Mb
— shush (@yeehaw_______) September 13, 2020
He does have America’s Ass after all.
Now that you’ve all seen Chris Evans penis, has anyone ever had Menchies no sugar added frozen yogurt or have a recommendation for a low sugar ice cream?
— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) September 13, 2020
The real debate going on here
To answer DJ Qualls’ question! I think Ben and Jerry’s has a pretty decent one. Or Halo Top! That’s one that all the depressed millennials are flocking to.
Some of y’all haven’t seen a penis in a long time and it shows #ChrisEvans pic.twitter.com/vDu0YX1t5U
— Yanny tokyo (@yanny_tokyo) September 13, 2020
Y’all need a vibrator
Sex in quarantine is not happening. So just, you know, handle it yourself.
.@ChrisEvans Bro, while Trump is in office there is NOTHING you could possibly do to embarrass yourself. See… silver lining.
— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) September 13, 2020
Fluffalo brings up the most valid point
Mark “Fluffalo” Ruffalo brings up the best point. Literally nothing Evans can be more of a national embarrassment than whatever is happening in the White House, rn.