What’s your New Year’s resolution? Check out these hilarious goals
Unlike last year, this year we may not be able to welcome the New Year with a fabby New Year’s Eve party. Since a wild night out and an even wilder hangover isn’t in the cards, the least we can do is host a virtual dinner party and pick out some resolutions to kickstart 2021 into high gear.
In the spirit of beginning the New Year on a positive note, check out these hilarious New Year’s resolutions.
New Year's Resolutions: 2020 vs. 2021 pic.twitter.com/eT2hO4vMCV
— Charlie Berens (@CharlieBerens) December 29, 2020
2020 goals Vs. 2021 goals
From planning a trip to Uganda to praying that Uganda doesn’t ban Americans again, we can practically feel the contrast between the two year’s goals.
I have decided that I do not eat enough hash browns and therefore my new year's resolution is to eat more hash browns.
— Dr Natalie Jester (@NatalieJester) December 30, 2020
More hash browns
Let’s be real, New Year’s resolutions can be intimidating. How many times have you made a New Year’s resolution to go on a diet and lose some weight, only to feel bad for failing at it? So this time, celebrate the passing of the dumpster fire year that was 2020 by setting a goal to eat more hash browns!
Nearly time for those same old new year’s resolutions. https://t.co/u4SfWNPSV5 pic.twitter.com/a2xFDnbDQj
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 29, 2020
The same old resolutions
We don’t want anything new in 2021, let’s hope we get our messy, old, pre-COVID-19 lives back.
My New Year's resolution: daily cursing of Mitch McConnell
— Cassandra Lease (@Themiscyra) December 29, 2020
Cursing out Mitch McConnell
To be honest, after the stimulus check blunder, Mitch McConnell might appear on a lot of people’s curse list.
Over-ambitious goals
Well, if not perfection, at least it’s progress – that should count for something.
My New Year's Resolution: 1920 x 1080
— Andrew Glassner (@AndrewGlassner) December 29, 2020
1920 x 1080
Stanning 1920 x 1080 in the era of 4K is just absurd.
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Are you ready for 2021? What are your New Year’s goals? Let us know in the comments below!
