The Balldo: All the jokes you can make about the latest sex toy craze
What’s the strangest sex toy you can think of? A Captain America-themed butt plug? A pink riding crop with way too many feathers? There are a ton of pleasure toys out there that seem a little weird that folks might shy away from.
Regardless of what kind of adult toy popped into your head, we bet the Balldo can top it!
So what exactly is the Balldo? Apparently, it’s a device folks with a penis can put over their balls that they can actually have sex with. Sounds nuts, right?
The contraption is supposed to help you achieve something called a “ballgasm”, a totally different kind of orgasm that sounds like it’s more in your mind than anything.
Okay, so we totally paraphrased Jerry Davies, the CEO of Nadgerz Inc. and inventor of the Balldo. What he really said was that “it’s this really heavy, deep orgasm that takes a long time to crescendo. It’s almost like you are trying to figure out where the hell this sensation is coming from. It still results in an ejaculation from the penis, but unlike sex with a penis, I think there’s a stronger psychological stimulation.”
Regardless of what your opinion on the Balldo is, it is a totally new kind of sex toy on the market. Whether it has any staying power remains to be seen.
Here are a few great Balldo jokes we found around the internet (and some we made up ourselves too):
Where’s Balldo?
For all of us who grew up reading Where’s Waldo, this joke’s just wrong on so many levels!
Science has gone too far.
To quote Ian Malcom from Jurassic Park, “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” That’s right on the money about these jokes!
If you can’t figure out what to do with the first one, how do you think you’ll handle two?
It seems kind of weird to need a second penis when one should be good enough, right?
This is some ball-derdash.
We always love a good pun! Especially when it takes the form of ball jokes.
Wasn’t Balldo a character in Lord of the Rings?
What did Bilbo ever do to you?
Baldo: for when balls deep isn’t deep enough.
Okay, this one might be a bit crude but it’s pretty apt. Can’t get more balls deep than using your actual balls for sex!
When I said balls deep, this isn’t what I had in mind.
When we first heard about the Balldo, we were really confused until we read more about it. Frankly, we’re still a little confused, but to each their own!
For when one dick isn’t enough!
Apparently one isn’t enough to get the job done sometimes.
Just one more thing for him to cock up!
Another day, another pun, and there’s nothing wrong with that!
Looks like a bunch of b*******!
This joke is pretty self explanatory.
Balldo, Waldo’s brother who they don’t talk about.
Everyone has a person in their family where the less said about them the better. Baldo is the one in his family.
Do he got that Balldo? He do!
Okay, so maybe this one’s a stretch, but please just go with it.
The Legend of Balldo.
Another instance of jokes ruining a childhood favorite, but we couldn’t resist.
For when just playing with his balls isn’t enough.
Sometimes you just need to try something new and adventurous in the bedroom.
This stuff is nuts.
We couldn’t resist at least one more ball pun before the article ends.
Do I even want to know?
No, you really, really don’t!
