Halloween: Be afraid – be very, very afraid (of these bloodcurdling trailers)!
Boo! Oh no, you had a heart attack, didn’t you? We’re pretty hype-cited to rain down some terrifying terror in advance of Halloween next week. Many violent delights are at the movies this year, from Happy Death Day to Jigsaw, but so many classics are out there ready to watch at home. (Note: this website may or may not be haunted!) Oh no, what’s that? It’s coming for us! Oh it doesn’t look that bad— ? OOOOooOOOoOooOOOOooo get spooked!
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The Gore Gore Girls
This 1972 splatter-smash-slasher from the twisted mind of Herschell Gordon Lewis (Two Thousand Maniacs!) will turn you inside-out and seriously spook you. What starts off as a pretty bland detective story into the murder of a young woman morphs into a complete gorefest, with bursts of bloody blood and, uh, bones and stuff? Some of us were too terrified even to sit through this trailer!
Anti-Christ
This scary 2009 flick follows a grieving couple who escape to the woods to quietly mourn. Unfortunately, they’re about to get spooked! Lars von Trier brought disturbing imagery to a thrillride of scares and chills, with Willem Dafoe (Death Note) in the starring role. Anti-Christ will make you grab your loved ones and scream for your life – and might make you question that maybe the true horror . . . is . . . RIGHT BEHIND YOU! ? Not exactly von Trier’s best film, but spooky nonetheless! Oh no! More spooky film criticism and commentary! ? Roger Deakins somehow has never won an Oscar! OooOOOOooOOoo!
Psycho
The original 1960 slashfest from maestro Alfred Hitchcock: the trailer indicates something inauspicious will befall our protagonist in a bathroom. But who knows what it will be‽ This is an absolute classic of the horror genre and belongs rightfully in the canon of great film. It’s from an age of atomic bomb fears and Communist terrors. This slice-em and dice-em broke audiences’ minds, forever changing the nature of cinema. ? OoooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOO! Disneyland apparently banned Hitchcock because he made such a spooky film – oh no!
The Shining
Kubrick’s 1980 adaptation of Stephen King’s psychological horror novel follows Jack Nicholson’s Jack Torrance as he descends into madness and maybe supernatural decay. There are so, so many layers to this film – from Native American genocide guilt to Moon landing hoaxes – that audiences still wonder what Stanley really was on about! What a spooky movie! ? OoooOOOoooooOOOooooOO in the original 1982 theatrical cut of Blade Runner, Ridley Scott requested from Stanley Kubrick all helicopter footage from the opening of The Shining. Scott used reams & reams of Kubrick’s film to create the much-maligned conclusion to the original cut of Blade Runner, in large part due to studio pressure for a happier ending. Ridley apparently received days worth of helicopter footage and shots of rocky mountains and vistas! Oh okay then. That’s not so scary—
V/H/S: Halloween
Found-footage veterans return with a fresh batch of Halloween-themed videotapes that promise survival tales stitched together by malfunctioning camcorders. The 2025 trailer drops viewers straight into grainy hallways and flickering parties where every tape rewinds with new dread. Bloodcurdling trailers like this one keep the anthology format alive by letting each segment feel like a lost rental that never made it back to the store.
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
January 2026 brings another chapter in the infected saga, and the early trailer cuts already highlight Ralph Fiennes stalking ruined corridors while survivors weigh whether mercy still exists. Bloodcurdling trailers for this sequel lean into the franchise’s signature blend of sprinting horror and moral collapse, positioning the next wave of outbreaks as both spectacle and warning.
The House of 1000 Corpses
Rob Zombie’s 2003 sadistic bloodfest of a horror flick shows young couples taken hostage by sick & twisted serial killers in the boonies of Texas. It’s packed full of slashes and gashes. Bashes and nasties. It also has Walton Goggins! The wonderful Goggins will save us all! Or will he? Get spooked with this film dripping at the seams with red! The movie later earned cult status, spawning sequels and even Universal haunted-house attractions that let fans step inside the same dusty corridors.
Get Out
Jordan Peele’s racially charged horror film became a landmark that still shapes conversations about genre and representation. Following young black lad Chris going to meet his bae’s parents, what seems like a silly Key & Peele sketch is stretched into a shocking, provocative, and utterly clear-cut thrillride that tackles all kinds of subjects that are on the forefront of American culture & politics right now. ? OOOOOooooOOOOooo there’s such rich filmmaking talent on display here. Everything is so clearly displayed. Great all-time filmmakers like Spielberg and Zemeckis are able to juggle tones and weave feelings and make it feel effortless, and Jordan Peele is no different. Look at how he creates a multi-layered film that incises the very psychology of racism and puts the audience 100% into the mind of its black protagonist under psychological siege. OOooooOOOOooOOOOooo! His next project was recently pulled from Universal’s 2026 slate, keeping the spotlight on the precision that made Get Out endure.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
C’mon and get SPOOKED with a chainsaw. Leatherface is ready to chop y’all up and all that, so get ready to hide behind your sofa or move to New Zealand. But you cannot escape . . . because you accidentally packed your Blu-ray of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! The 1974 cult horror flick made an absolute killing on VHS after it was banned across the board in theaters around the world. It’s still an absolute shocker of a film. Get spooked! The title earned a spot on the National Film Registry in 2024, and fresh 4K restorations plus 50th-anniversary editions keep the original cut looking as raw as ever.
Halloween
John Carpenter’s 1978 film is one of the original box-office breakouts. Made on a shoestring budget, the slasher progenitor then went on to make a bajillion dollars (i.e., $70m from a $300k budget). From the trailer alone, you can see how many spooks you’ll get. It’s a horror flick filled with sadistic scenes and some really unnerving sound design throughout. It’s a real spookfest! ? OOOOOooooOOOOoooOOooooOOOOooOOOOooo! Wait, you have nothing to add? ? Not really. I could talk about The Thing if you mention it, though. Probably not. ? Oh. OOOooOOooookay. Wait, are you sad you can’t talk about it? We’re really sorry. ? . . . . No, really. We’re so sorry, film critic ghost. ? It’s okay. The real spooks are the friends we make along the way.
It
Another Stephen King flick from this year’s bounty of horror film features, It has made a super killing at the box office. The film features scary clown Pennywise (played so perfectly CREEPILY by Bill Skarsgård) who terrorizes children and invites terror into you. Get spooked! It’s really amazing seeing bold & brave, and above all SPOOKY, films get their rightful box-office earnings. Maybe in these interesting times horror is all we have! Anyway – GET SPOOKED! ? OOOOoOOOOooooOOOOoo this film spent over seven years in development hell. Also, Hugo Weaving almost got the role of Pennywise. I think Bill played it to perfection. Good quality spooks! The prequel series Welcome to Derry arrived in 2025 with Skarsgård back in the sewer, proving the Derry nightmare still has new tapes to play.
Evil Dead Burn
July 2026 brings another cabin-bound nightmare that the first-look footage already promises will feel exhausting and mean-spirited. Bloodcurdling trailers for Evil Dead Burn lean into the franchise’s trademark gore while hinting at new deadite transformations that keep the series fresh for longtime fans and newcomers alike.
Scream 7
The long-running meta-slasher returns with a 2026 release that the trade lists peg among the year’s highest-grossing horror titles. Early trailer glimpses keep Ghostface’s knife-edge timing intact while promising the same self-aware jabs that made the series a perennial Halloween draw.
Barney’s Great Adventure: The Movie
That’s right, kids! We left the spookiest, scariest film for last! This is a film adaptation of the kids’ television show Barney, which follows a guy trapped forever inside a purple dinosaur costume. Barney’s Great Adventure is a horrifying look into a traumatizing story of claustrophobia and existential stasis. One must contemplate, quite deeply, a time when the universe decays to absolute zero in the year 100 trillion AD, and all that is left is Barney the Dinosaur. What will that be like? Won’t that be the spookiest thing of all? ? Haha. Nice joke. Huh? No, we’re seriously traumatized by this. Look at it! ? Traumatized? I’ll show you what it is to get truly SPOOKED! How, then?
