Telling these dark humor jokes will make you feel dirty inside

Let’s face it – we’re all a little evil inside. One can only pretend to be pure for so long before their dark side is helplessly exposed. We’re here to awaken that dark side and make you accept the inherent evil in your soul. 

How, you ask? By making you laugh at terribly dark jokes. We’ve gathered some of the best dark humor jokes just for you. Side effects including feeling guilty & dirty inside. Have fun fiendishly snickering at these dark humor jokes. 

Step 1: stay away!

You’d think that if you want to avoid a terrible death from a shark you’d want to stay away from shark-infested waters. 

Are rhinos just unicorns?

Sorry unicorns – the illusion is shattered. You’re really just super youthful rhinos. 

Don’t grill my dog!

If only dogs could read. They’d be terrified of all fast food joints. 

Out of the way children

Did that speed bump just scream? 

Looking hot

Despite this joke being dark – it’s a pretty optimistic way to look at death. Think about all the calories that will burn!

RIP Mufasa

The moment that Mufasa falls to his death in The Lion King is sad. But this joke is funny in such a brutal way. 

Animal lover

That date would end quickly. 

Polar plunge 

Wow – if you look at the Titanic that way it sounds super fun!

The fish flop

At least the fish made its last dance memorable.

Profit on mistakes 

Never thought that comparison would be made. It’s too true though.