RIP Yahoo Answers: Reminisce about all the funny questions asked by the public
Yahoo Answers, cultural institution of unrestrained stupidity & trolling on the internet, is shutting down on May 4, 2021. Clearly, it’s the day that something will die. For Yahoo Answers was always an easy source of funny entertainment to have in the world. Now, well, we don’t know what we’re going to do with ourselves without seeing the unvarnished stupidity of Yahoo Answers.
Truly, it’s the end of an era for us all. Of course, it’s time as any to memorialize the late & great Yahoo Answers. We’re sharing the ones that were so funny that we had to go away to calm down after reading them. The Yahoo Answers were so funny that we laughed until we were blue in the face. Let’s dive in, shall we?
The Yahoo Answer that is literally a *chefs kiss* of a meme.
Yes. Everyone from London is called Rob.
Put it next to your Zombie Apocalypse kit
Always be prepared for sudden velociraptor attacks. It’s a serious issue.
This is why we need a better sex education system.
You never left us peanut butter.
Peanut butter is the truest love that you will ever know.
We’ve seen them die HOW many times?!
Okay. My fellow person. You had to watch one Batman movie. Think it through.
Show the fool how to work Google
Google. Most of these questions can be answered by Google.
Listen. This is 10000000000000000000% better than telling a kid that the angels are bowling or whatever. Space battles. We’re onto you, NASA.
If Hamlet was a true story, then sure!
*stares into the camera like we’re on The Office*
The Parent Trap has been out for how long?
Clone LiLo. Clone LiLo. Oh . . . boy.