‘Riverdale’ finally returns: Celebrate with these top-tier memes
Riverdale is probably the most cringeworthy teen drama on TV right now, but we love it nonetheless. From shockingly predictive twists to outlandish plotlines to the wackiest quotes you’ve ever heard, there’s truly no place like Riverdale.
And now that the show is returning for season 5, we have gathered all the top-tier Riverdale memes to celebrate. Enjoy!
The highs & lows of high school football
Of course, Archie, you haven’t lived in life until you manage to score a touchdown on the football field – in high school of all places!
When you know, you *know*
Dear Riverdale writers,
What are you going to say at the funeral now that you’ve killed our ’ship?
Archie’s emergency guide
What is Archie’s guide to coping with an emergency? Step 1: identify the emergency. Step 2: take off the shirt. Step 3: do something idiotic that’ll only serve to make the problem even bigger. Step 4: Enjoy the drama.
Betty, you’re not you when you’re hungry
Frankly, we can all agree that Betty’s supposed “dark side” trope needs a little rebranding. Unleash hungry Betty!
BTW, we low-key want this to be the next Snickers advertisement. Who agrees?
Every time i see ms grundy or betty's mom…#riverdale pic.twitter.com/DUJVX1EBYM
— Argentina Rivers (@RiversArgentina) February 17, 2017
A tad too much violence
But can’t say we don’t agree with the sentiment!
Why, indeed
Stop judging us, Netflix! The preposterous storylines and over-the-top scenes are reason enough.
look i know a lot of ridiculous stuff happens in Riverdale but i can’t stop thinking about how the Vixens apparently have special cheerleading uniforms FOR FUNERALS pic.twitter.com/VlZtuFwyX2
— britt hayes (@MissBrittHayes) April 29, 2018
Cheryl is “extra”
Knowing how many murders happen in Riverdale, we’d be surprised if Cheryl & her cheer squad don’t have a whole routine planned already.
Archie’s back & forth
Honestly, this meme summarizes Archie’s entire storyline. But we’re still waiting for the inevitable Jughead-Archie relationship.
anyone on Riverdale: help me, i'm dying.
Veronica Lodge: this is because of my dad isn't it? My dad, Hiram Lodge, paid you to say that. pic.twitter.com/FfEVSlWuRd
— Gena-mour Barrett (@SmileGena) May 8, 2017
Daddy’s fault
Well, in all fairness, he probably did.
they really just typed “horny teens” into the notes app and kept smashing the middle autocomplete until they had three seasons
— buffalo bill dan (@FranziaMom) December 1, 2018
This never gets old
It can’t be a proper Riverdale memes rundown without a little dig at the writers. We simply can’t wait to see what crappy storyline the show’s writers throw our way next!
