Pooping the bed? Insane Johnny Depp and Amber Heard case details

Johnny Depp never seemed like the most stable of men, but his relationship with ex-wife Amber Heard has probably brought out the worst in both of them. The couple first met on the set of The Rum Diary in 2011. The two married by 2015 in a private civil ceremony in Los Angeles, but it didn’t take long before they would be at each other’s throats. By 2016 Johnny Depp and Amber Heard had filed for divorce. 

Why did Amber Heard file for divorce from Johnny Depp?

Amber Heard claims she filed for the divorce because Johnny Depp was verbally and physically abusive during their relationship. Heard had also filed a restraining order against Depp, but retracted it after Depp paid her $7 million. As part of the settlement the couple issued a joint statement that the “relationship was intensely passionate and at times volatile, but always bound by love”. The divorce to finalize in 2017. 

Amber Heard didn’t stay quiet about her allegations against Johnny Depp

A year later, in 2018, Amber Heard wrote an op-ed piece in The Washington Post describing the domestic abuse she faced from her relationship with Johnny Depp. In 2019, Depp filed a defamation suit against Heard for the op-ed piece, but as evidence starts to pile up it’s looking like this will turn into a defecation suit. Depp appeared in court on Friday to claim that the true trigger for the couple’s separation came after a cleaner found feces in their Los Angeles bed one morning.

Someone pooped the bed

Johnny Depp explained that the incontinence incident happened the morning after Amber Heard’s 30th birthday party in April of 2016. Heard claims that the couple fought after the party and that Depp threw a magnum wine bottle at her, which he denies. Heard instead claims that the couple’s Yorkshire terriers, Pistol and Boo, were to blame for the party poop.

Johnny Depp wants to clean his hands of the dirty deed

Johnny Depp points out that the supposed terrier turd couldn’t possibly have come from three or four-pound dogs and is convinced that the party package was left by Amber Heard herself or one of her friends that attended the party. Depp said that he laughed when he saw the absurd incident, and referred to her as “Amber Turd” in one of their text exchanges. Depp said he wanted nothing to do with her after that. 

Is Johnny Depp just dangling this dingleberry deflection for the sake of the courts?

By the end of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s relationship, Depp had grown quite bitter at being portrayed as a “wife beater”. Depp had written a text message to one of Heard’s associates that Head was “begging for total global humiliation . . . She’s gonna get it.” It’s hard to tell if this feces fiasco is an attempt by Depp to initiate his total global humiliation plan.

Johnny Depp and Amber Head were never that great at keeping their hands off one another

Poop puns aside, the couple have had a rocky path from the get-go. The couple fought constantly and in 2015 their conflict culminated in a three-day ordeal of assaults, according to Amber Heard. Johnny Depp was fresh off his performance as Captain Jack Sparrow in the fifth Pirates of the Caribbean film and was accused of headbutting Heard, throwing bottles at her, and even had his fingertip sliced off by stray glass. 

The scene does sound fitting for a pirate that’s just arrived on land after years away at sea, but if true it’s completely unacceptable in a modern relationship. Johnny Depp’s testimony is wrapping up this week and soon it will be Amber Heard’s turn to wow us with the crazy life these two had together. Get your popcorn ready folks.