The best ‘Riverdale’ quotes ever!
Riverdale has given us many things to love: unforgettable characters, crazy stories, and of course incredible quotes. We’ve gathered the best of these from Riverdale’s favorite characters, so while we wait for more Riverdale, you can settle for going through their memorable quotes checking them out on our Insta.
Archie and the gang are battling new enemies each week. These quotes provide some much-needed insight into their crazy lives. Prepare to laugh – but also question what the Riverdale writers must’ve been taking . . .
Here are all the best Riverdale quotes.
“I survived a bear attack, Dad.”
“We will find you, we will hunt you, and we will end you.”
“You can’t go through life trying not to get hurt.”
“I was born alone. I’ll die alone. I’ll sing alone. I’ll be OK.”
“I do everything for everyone. Everything to be perfect. The perfect daughter, the perfect sister, the perfect student. Can’t I do this one thing for me?”
“It’s like you know-how in a time of crisis, people either come together or fall apart? It feels like we’re falling apart.”
“Betty couldn’t make it. So she sent me instead.”
“Thank you for mansplaining my business to me.”
“I don’t follow rules, I make them. And when necessary, I break them.”
“You may be a stock character from a 90s teen movie, but I’m not.”
“You ever seen what happens to a snake when a Louboutin heel steps on it? Keep talking and you’ll find out.”
“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird.”
“Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on?”
“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
“I self-identify as a loner.”
“That’s the common misconception about fairy tales. They very rarely have a happy ending.”
“You’re looking extremely DILF-y today.”
“Take your male privilege and your male gaze and get the hell out of the women’s locker room”
“Sorry to interrupt the sad breakfast club.”
“Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.”
“If you breathe, it’s because I give you air.”