Fall further in love with Lady Dimitrescu in this ‘Resident Evil Village’ preview

Y’all need Jesus. 

Remember a couple weeks ago (or days or months time has lost all meaning) when the Internet thirsted after a gigantic vampire lady in Resident Evil? Well Lady Dimitrescu is back and people are, apparently, as horny as ever for her. Why is the lust for Lady Dimitrescu real? Well, demos for Resident Evil Village where Lady Dimitrescu is a prominent character are out.

Naturally, this means that people are talking about her. When people talk about her, well, she is a tall woman that looks like she could break you in half. Naturally, this is a turn on. You can see her in action in the GameSpot preview video for Resident Evil Village, which features Lady Dimitrescu, above. Of course, we’ve rounded up the best tweets talking about the good lady that wants to, literally, eat you.

At one point Lady Dimitrescu shouts “filthy rat” at you as she’s hunting you down and I can’t stop thinking about this: pic.twitter.com/zz6XYbDm2H

— Songbird (@SongbirdN7) April 20, 2021

It’s first tweet and we’re already exhausted

We’re learning so much about people’s fantasies.

Sketch break. Seeing some interaction with Lady Dimitrescu & Daughters and imagining her showing up to kill your ass when your hurt one of them.😩Momma protect. pic.twitter.com/UMxgGcULK6

— Umbral potato Ash (@BS_artsss) April 20, 2021

Momma does protect

Okay, but, this is some really excellent fanart of Lady Dimitrescu. A+ work.

“Players will have 60 minutes to play Resident Evill Village-“

ME SPRINTING TO LADY DIMITRESCU’S ROOM: pic.twitter.com/sOq47zuODL

— 🌸NGN | 💖🕯️Candlehearts🕯💖🌸 Commissions open!! (@Candleh3arts) April 15, 2021

There are other parts of the game

Yes. Many lust-filled people are going to be right behind you.

Thanks, lady dimitrescu ❤ pic.twitter.com/c9aIuKObtm

— Lulu🌈🎏 (@luulubuu) April 16, 2021

*squints*

Is this a fetish? This feels like a fetish.

No more horny for you#LadyDimitrescu pic.twitter.com/ZSysNPQb9h

— Vale (@Vales_arts) April 13, 2021

Well that’s one way to handle this

This is a new take of sending someone to horny jail.

Even if you aren’t thirsting for her, how are you supposed to find Lady Dimitrescu chasing you scary when almost every door in her own castle is like 2x too small for her, this is so fucking funny. pic.twitter.com/65u9AW88G4

— Ultima | #вʟм (@UltimaShadowX) April 20, 2021

It’s a concern

Lady Dimitrescu is feeling the struggle of every tall person out there

reminder that when consensually stepping on someone, you should:

A. have something solid to hold onto for balance
B. only use one foot at a time so as to avoid putting your full weight on them

using these practices lady dimitrescu could step on whoever she wants safely https://t.co/0MHh7EfhDP

— ☽ anna anne anthropy ☾ (@adult_witch) April 19, 2021

Safe sex, everyone!

If you want Lady Dimitrescu to step on your face, then at least do so safely, okay? 

Lady Dimitrescu Reaction Pack pic.twitter.com/iWHPxe6on2

— 🕯️synthwave void gremlin 🕯️ (@Lokinne) April 15, 2021

Basically

All these reactions are pretty much what we’ve been seeing so far. 

Lady Dimitrescu 🤝 Lust.
Trying to attract horny people and then stab them. pic.twitter.com/yRmaARpX8x

— Maku (@TropicalMaku) April 19, 2021

You are not wrong

If you’re attracted to Lady Dimitrescu, then chances are that you were attracted to Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist. We don’t make the rules here.

Lady Dimitrescu: *Exists*

The Entirety Of Twitter:#RE8 pic.twitter.com/C5iV3RNFYT

— -𝓒.𝓙 𝓔𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓻𝓪- *Check Pinned* (@CJ_Electra) April 15, 2021

That sums it up.

This sums up the reaction.