When you see a Karen haircut you know there’s trouble brewing
There are a lot of ways to describe a Karen. Loud, entitled, unhinged, and petty are some of the adjectives that come to mind. In short, steer clear of Karens – or you’re in for a long and frustrating rant from a random lady you don’t know.
Luckily, there’s an easy way to find a Karen in the wild. Known as the “speak to the manager” haircut, this reverse-mullet (short in the back and long in the front) is a helpful way to figure out if a stranger is actually a Karen. If you’ve never seen the infamous hair, think of Kate Gosselin during her Jon & Kate Plus 8 days.
More Karens have been exposed thanks to viral videos showcasing their true colors on full display. Typically, Karens yell at unassuming strangers over something that slightly inconveniences them. If at a restaurant or store, they’re bound to ask for the manager.
Here are some real-life Karens with that notorious haircut, the tell-tale sign of the ultimate Karen.
New ‘Costco Karen’ Sighting —throws 3-yr-old type tantrum— sits on the floor and won’t leave because “this is America..” —tries to lie about medical condition then changes her mind 🤦🏻♂️ pic.twitter.com/GLDmPDnGar
— Only in Vegas ➐ ➐ ➐ (@OnlyInLVNV) July 2, 2020
An anti-mask Karen? Not surprising. But sitting on the floor, refusing to move? That’s definitely unexpected (and childish).
This Karen is upset at these girls for picking berries. She even cries, “Go back to where you came from.” (Spoiler alert: they’re from Canada.) Give credit to these girls for not bolting from the forest, because that wild dance this Karen does is borderline frightening.
This Karen might be “leaning” on this unparked car, but blocking a car from parking is absurd. The Karen’s motives are unclear, but that grandbaby must be very embarrassed over its grandmother’s actions.
It must have been really upsetting that nail salons were also under her own “stay-at-home” order. Wouldn’t it be crazy if there were a way to paint your nails at home? Someone should go to Shark Tank to pitch that idea.
Karen wore a mask for 45 minutes and now she's crying because she can't see strangers' faces or hold their babies.pic.twitter.com/AYE0N5Xtxo
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) May 20, 2020
I’m sure you can talk to a large number of doctors that will tell you why wearing a mask is important during this pandemic. This Karen feels emotionally and physically affected because she wore a mask for forty-five minutes. At the end, she says it’s “probably the last time” she’ll be wearing the mask.
According to her rules, this Karen should have to carry her birth certificate everywhere she goes to prove she’s a citizen.
This Karen says she knows all of her neighbors – but it seems she hasn’t actually met any of her neighbors since she moved in ten years ago.
