Here are the greatest quotes to live by from ‘Drag Race’’s Bianca Del Rio

If there’s one thing Bianca Del Rio is all about: it’s telling it like it is. The drag queen serves up scalding hot cups of tea and isn’t afraid to burn anyone that comes after her. She’s spicy, sassy, and oh, so snarky, so get out of the dressing room if you can’t take the heat. 

Out of the mouth of Bianca del Rio come words of wisdom that apply to anyone’s life. If you’ve been feeling down in the mouth, a little listless and – dare we say it – bloated, then some quotes from Bianca will have you purring like a kitten in no time. 

Here are a few sips of sage advice from the fiercest drag queen in all the land. 

“The most important thing is to accept and be comfortable with who you are. Anyone who has a problem with it can fuck off.”

“I could never be a Kardashian because I have talent.”

“Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.”

“I got bills to pay. I got dogs to put through college.”

“Chew with your legs closed.”

“I make fun of myself before I make fun of anyone else.”

“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”

“Girl, if I was going to come for you I’d come to your room at night and cut your fuckin’ wigs up.” 

“This is not sisters of the traveling pantyhose.”

“Not today Satan, not today.”