Does Jake Gyllenhaal shower? These memes have the answer
If we’re being honest, actor Jake Gyllenhaal has been taking quite the beating as of recent days, primarily thanks to Taylor Swift’s new music video for “All Too Well” in which many believe she’s depicting her time with the Nightcrawler actor from nearly a decade ago. It was seemingly a beautiful moment that seemed to have had its stinky moments . . . oh, and speaking of “stinky”.
We’ve also learned recently how Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t quite see the importance of showering, speaking openly with Vanity Fair last August and revealing how more and more he finds “bathing to be less necessary”. However, he quickly backpedaled and proclaimed how he does indeed shower regularly.
So which is it, Jake? Are you a clean/dirty boyfriend or a dirty/dirty boyfriend? Let’s delve into some of the best Jake Gyllenhaal memes about the actor’s relationship habits as well as his alleged hygiene or lack thereof.
Time to bring back this meme
I know jake Gyllenhaal is fearing for his life tonight pic.twitter.com/0a5TwmprdD
— H (@shipperofstuff) November 12, 2021
No Time to shower
Too busy worrying about the next Taylor Swift song
These Jake Gyllenhaal memes are giving me life pic.twitter.com/LMGpRqkbkR
— J🍩ey Bag 🍩f D🍩nuts 🍩 (@joeybagovdonuts) November 13, 2021
Too bad “All Too Well” hasn’t been confirmed to be Jakey. In fact, one could say it’s still a “Mysterio”? Boo.
not Taylor Swift making Dylan O’Brien & Sadie Sink re-enact the moment she realized that Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t take showers- pic.twitter.com/kE7pfQu1cc
— jojo (Taylor’s Version) 🧣 (@jaehyunsour) November 11, 2021
The stench of love
We’re still in the dark as to why people don’t give Sting crap for not showering, though . . .
Currently showing my husband all the “jake gyllenhaal doesn’t shower” memes. Of course I had to explain the context to him first, we are truly the “extremely online wife, no social media presence husband” over here pic.twitter.com/mrxswD7rHq
— ShruTea (@tea_shru) August 10, 2021
Girls freaking out
And guys not caring.
📷 oscarsisaacs: 1/? Letterboxd Meme: Movies featuring a Crying/Emo Jake Gyllenhaal In the Shower https://t.co/J4EEigUWnW
— Liliana Fuchs 🦊 (@akane86) May 3, 2017
Squeaky clean there, Jake
The things actors do to prepare for a role. We love these Jake Gyllenhaal shower jokes and memes.
These memes involving Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal AND John Mayer are killing me 😅 I think collectively though, we can all agree John Mayer was the worst https://t.co/Kf6GSKP5rP
— Lilly (Taylor's Version) (@Lillly44) November 13, 2021
The Swift Reaper
Taylor comes for everyone, eventually.
when are we going to find this man and ask him what possessed him to scream jake gyllenhaal and does he know that he’s a meme? truly ahead of his time… pic.twitter.com/lSKbQt4MpM
— elise (pisces) (@piscesrat) November 12, 2021
Not a meme
But funny nonetheless. Do we hate people who don’t shower more than we do for breaking Taylor Swift’s heart?
These Jake Gyllenhaal memes are getting out of hand 💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/4Z6k3UIouT
— ☻ paui ☻ (@pauicruz) November 15, 2021
It’s brutal out here for Jake Gyllenhaal.
dylan o’brien and jake gyllenhaal if they ever come face to face pic.twitter.com/ykj0a8aRsx
— Annie (taylor’s gatekeeper) (@bolandswift) November 14, 2021
The showdown of the century
On one side, Talor Swift’s ex. On the other side, the actor who played Taylor Swift’s ex. Does the winner get a free shower?
blue light from the refridgerator representing jake gyllenhaal's coldness and the sunlight from the window representing taylor swift's warmth of love pic.twitter.com/wzBjyhO4UW
— ethan🧣 | RED TV IS OUT NOW (@deadtoothTS13) November 13, 2021
If this is true then give the cinematographer a raise ASAP. Genius!